The Ruddy Duck seems to be responsible for more than breeding indiscriminately in this country. It is now involved with the war in Iraq. According to Councillor Peter Franzen - leader of the opposition in Wigan the only reason for the proposed slaughter of these ducks is to comply with British Government dictats to all Whitehall departments that all requests from the Spanish Government had to be granted wherever possible to reciprocate their support for the war in Iraq. It would appear that one of these dictats is to cull the ruddy duck.
I will leave it up to readers of this blog to form their own opinion about this issue so feel free to leave a comment.
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Hi Nigel
It is me again… let’s call me, independent thought.
I am aware that it is in released minutes that ‘we’ have to follow the wish from the Spanish in repayment for the illegal war thing mentioned by Cllr P Franzen. Many thanks for informing us of HIS honesty in this matter.
¿Entresaque el pato rubicundo? Debo pensar tan. Uno de estos blighters americanos violó a mi hermana. ¿Qué el concejal franzen tuvo que decir sobre eso?
Too much truth! These bloody immigrants come in every winter, eating our food and seducing our women. Trust his party of the communitarian action to stick up for them. How they would like it?
Councilman Ash. I do not know why you give your blog over to such white racist commentaries from the ducks who must know better. Both my parents were in a mixed union, and aside from my plumage it never affected to me. I think that the councilman franzen should be applauded to stand in his clothing of Che Guevara and protect the duck rubicundo, although I am uncertain of Senor Guevara's policy commitments to ducks, or wildfowl in general. I am very sorry about el pato rubicundo espanol's sister, but all ducks must not be tarred with the same paintbrush.
I'm a true blue British duck, and don't know why you are giving your blog over to all these foreigners. Anyway, what are these American ducks doing in Iraq? I thought the problem was that they were all going to Spain to fornicate? Perhaps I'm getting confused. But if they are going to Iraq, why are we spending the British taxpayer's money culling them? It's time some sensible debate on topics like this took place in the council chamber instead of the usual party political rubbish.
Quit bellyaching over a few guys having fun on holiday. If you Spaniards didn't want us there, why is your tourism industry so keen to invite us? It wasn't that when we Americans liberated Spain in the Second World War! We didn't hear you complain about us then!
Stupid American you. Spain was neutral during world war two. I know what is to fight for his country and his freedom. My ancestors took both sides during the Spanish civil war. Many were killed, and eaten. Some tried to list with the famous legion of the condor, with results we know. They did not give their lives to see the descendants violated by the bloody tourists. I am so angered I have begun to shed my feathers - to hell with you, rubicundos ducks!
Look, stop all this bickering between ducks and show a bit of dignity. Believe me, other ducks are the least of our problems.
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